What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?